Jack of all trades

I'm looking for an old man to trade my eyes and my glasses with three magical beans. I'll give my soul on top if the beans come with an elevator; I'm too tired to climb.
I wanna keep my phone though, I'll never give it to the old gentleman. Maybe there is a high speed internet up there. Then I can update my android too. I've heard there's a new version of Spotify that needs the latest android. I don't have a premium account but I can, at least, listen to Adele and President Obama on shuffle high on the clouds.
What if an ad pops up while I'm lost in the songs? Maybe I'll sell one of the beans so I can afford to pay for the subscription and get rid of ads. The downside is that the buyer can use that bean to come up. I want to be the only one in the castle. Oops, I forgot that the giant's gonna be there.
I hope I can get a good deal from the old man. Maybe a "back to school" student discount, I don't know. I should check online on EBay too, there could be better offers. But before, I should find my glasses, without them, I can't breathe.